BLACK-CREAM HANDS (a rap-jingle)

Dark cream hands a family Ram
2 horns plus 1 that ain't no fun
tag-a-long tag-a-long uh-huh uh-huh
tag-a-long tag-a-long no fun no fun
oh!

rubbin' it on the hands
black man with a black can
just stay in the can and put it on the hands
he's a family man with a battering ram
and a three-pronged party
makin' a dark creamed land
get ridda' the plan wipin' crap out ur hands

gettin general Lee we'll get mr. General Lee
gettin ridda Aunt Bea and her fleas
just make a clean sweep while playn' peep
peepin' at u makin that dew! u gonna catch that flu
mixin dew with that foo
just a sweet-smack ass nothin else to do
make that ass do what u do, with some dew but who is who?
you gotta get er back with that ass and dewy-dew betta yet get yo'self mr. Huey Bleu
you! gotta get some clue for that foo take their ass with some grass
public societal crime u can't do that time
u betta off blow that shine make er look like that crime
criminal criminal, man criminal

ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
criminal
ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha...

DREAM TOAST

Dream Toast, ur toastin'
ur movin somethin
ur toasted now
for good, for good
oh dream toastin'!
hi-way madness roastin'

ur in the nut house
with a concrete spouse
ha! he! ah ha! he! yay!

grape strawberry choosy
oh burnt dreams
smashing apricots-toasted
and burnt on the dream toastin
and a highway got broken
driving dry is a lo-fat cry
dark black dream toasted
and up 2 no good
and probably from da hood
Naw, he's justa dream-toastin'
sure a helluva roastin'
with some dream-toastin
we'll make it all good even in the hood
with worldy dream toastin'
unabashedly hostin'

CARS-in-a-JAM

Cars in a jam, ur cars' in a jam
you've got the county plan
cuz ur car is in a jam
whoa, county-state ham
let's make a plan
cars in a jam
cars in a jam

oh down at county-land
we've taken off the hand
you're now doin' it with Peter Pan
in Tomato land

Where ya gonna land huh!?
huh!
where ya gonna land huh! huh?

Tomatoe, Tomato
you say you say?

DOLL MAKER

Doll-Maker
candy breaker, hearts-staker
he's soon gonna cake her

Make-N-Stake
don't shake then bake
stake the make
eat steak-doll-staker

he's a heart fulla' jaw breakers
he's doll maker
but when is he going to shake her
Candy-head naper and
out to lunch with Paul the baker

Oh back street maker
just go ahead and make her
doll-dater, when u gonna player?
dumb-doll-hater
what's up wit u playa?

oh, whoa, oh whoa...

CATHEDRAL SLEEKER

Cathedral-sleeker, peeper and deeper
up and down
just a hollowin' leaper.
Cathedral-sleeker
peeper and deeper
up and down
just a hollowing leaper.
Do the hollowin',
makes us gin,
hollowing gin.
cathedral-sleeker
deeper and peeper
down and up you're
one magnificent leaper.
cathedral-sleeker
deeper and deeper
down then up
let's start by
doin' the creeper.
cathedral-creeper
sleeper and cheaper
up then down we're
doing the creeper...

SEE THE ROD

See the lightnin' rod
they call him Ichabod
flash, bam, flash! it's warm
lightning rod
Ichabod! see that
lightnin' rod?
call it Ichabod
flash! flash! flash, wham it!
Ichabod
lightning rod
see a lightning rod
call him Ichabon
old reliable lightnin'
rod
in the cob
Ichabod - call em'
Ichabon-bon-bon (come on honey!)
bon bon bon yes bon bon bon bon!

EMBRYO

You've got an embryo
a creeping and a growing
that embryo oh it's just
a ways to mowing
mow your grass
but make it fast
oh an embryo, it's just
a ways to flowin'
your embryo it's gotta
keeps us going
embryo-ways to growin'
embryo-days to flowing
you've got a embryo
a creepin' and a growing
that old embryo oh it is just
a ways to flowing!
old embryo, old embryo
oh yeah, oh yes
embryos, growing
flowing
just ways to knowing
yeah