SIT STILL IN A HOUSE ON A HILL

House on a hill. House on a hill

Hecka' hecka'

House on a hill. House on a hill.

Hecka' hecka'

hecka' hecka'

phil gotta house on a hill

with those pills from DeVille

mother-humpin' Jill

in a house on a hill

a house on a hill

hecka' hecka'

hecka' hecka'

get Deville

to show you the chill

in Phil's house on a hill

a house on a hill

I found Deville

doin' Dill

in Phil's house on a hill

his house on a hill

Hecka' hecka

hecka' hecka'

hecka' hecka'

and how long can u
can u

sit still, sit still
how long can u
can u
sit still, sit still
wait til a thrill
take a pill
go and chill
on the hill
sit still sit still
hecka' hecka'
can u can u!?

hecka' hecka'
hecka' hecka'

How long can u
sit still sit still
chillin' with ur frills
and a little trill
up at the hill
sit still sit still
can u, can u
wait-n-til
they take a pill
have a thrill
then count dem' bills
sit still, sit still hecka'
hecka' hecka' sit
sit hecka' sit still sit
hecka' hecka'

hecka' hecka...

FLOWERS TO EARN

Flowers to Laverne
put in my perm
buy an urn
for the fern
make it churn
then you'll burn
flowers to earn
for Laverne
make that turn
with con-kern
kernels burn
who has returned
from some turn
with Laverne.
Did the county earn
your return
when you spurned
with Laverne?

ON ICE

On ice
with mice
think twice
roll dice
then splice
eat rice
get lice
live twice, then thrice
new dice
you're rice
your mice
got lice
they've lived twice
now thrice ur pice
at what price
in love with ice
containing mice
on lice
undice, unsplice
no twice no thrice
outta ice

TACOS-N-TARTAR (inspired by past nightly trips to Jack-in-the-Box)

i luv tartar sauce

The Jack-in-Box lady
says "Hey you're the tartar sauce man"
a man with a plan
no deviled ham
he's the tartar sauce man, he don't want no Spam
cuz he's gotta master plan
tartar sauce man
he likes tacos-n-tartar
tacos-n-tartar
cuz they make him smarter
that's right tacos-n-tartar
and they'll give free water
with his nightly tacos-n-tartar
no need to barter
for tacos-n-tartar
only he gets smarter
with his tacos-n-tartar
at Jack-n-Box
that server rocks
on her block
she gives a midnight snack
no men in black with spooky hats
just cruise on thru
we don't have no bats
for tacos-n-tartar
tacos-n-tartar
maybe you'll get some smarter
if u try a little harder
for tacos-n-tartar
tacos-n-tartar

APPLEGEIST

They've gotta spirit in their apple
yeah yeah
spirit in their apple
yeah yeah
oh whoa oha! whoa!
oha! whoa!
a spirit in the apple
yeah yeah
spirit in the apple
oh whoa oha!

it's takin' my tummy
say what! say what!
I said it's takin my tummy!
uh huh!
stealin my stomach and on the run
darn ghostin' in my stomach
ghostin in my stomach
oh whoa oh oh!

They've gotta spirit in their apple
spirit in their apple
oh whoa oha! whoa!
oha! whoa!
a spirit in the apple!
spirit in the apple!

you've gotta a robber in ur stomach
a robber in ur stomach
oh whoa oha oh!
takin ur tummy on the run

go back to the tree
yeah, yeah
go back to the tree
yeah, yeah
say ur apple stole my stomach
ur apple stole my stomach
call him back please!

FANTAROID

Fantaroid, Fantaroid
a whole days of fotographin'
Fantaroy
oh boy he's a fantaloin
and he fotograph
and he was a bubble-maker
he's trouble now
Whoa!

Fantaloy, Fantaloin
Fantaloins-he's got
come on with me
you know you're gonna be comin' with me
doo-de-da-doo-doo-de ah ha la ah ha!

and he was a foto-maker and he was fantaloin
and a fotograph and a bubble-maker with another foto-maker
he's trouble now

HOPGOBLIN

Ur a Hopgoblin, you've got different parts
ur a hopgoblin
comprised of different parts
been on the motorway
you'll make ur way with wheat-man
he's got a plan cuz ur a hopgoblin
comprised of different parts

a hopgoblin, you're very smart
no tart, no suga' for ur park
ur the hopgoblin
made up of different parts

BLACK-CREAM HANDS (a rap-jingle)

Dark cream hands a family Ram
2 horns plus 1 that ain't no fun
tag-a-long tag-a-long uh-huh uh-huh
tag-a-long tag-a-long no fun no fun
oh!

rubbin' it on the hands
black man with a black can
just stay in the can and put it on the hands
he's a family man with a battering ram
and a three-pronged party
makin' a dark creamed land
get ridda' the plan wipin' crap out ur hands

gettin general Lee we'll get mr. General Lee
gettin ridda Aunt Bea and her fleas
just make a clean sweep while playn' peep
peepin' at u makin that dew! u gonna catch that flu
mixin dew with that foo
just a sweet-smack ass nothin else to do
make that ass do what u do, with some dew but who is who?
you gotta get er back with that ass and dewy-dew betta yet get yo'self mr. Huey Bleu
you! gotta get some clue for that foo take their ass with some grass
public societal crime u can't do that time
u betta off blow that shine make er look like that crime
criminal criminal, man criminal

ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
criminal
ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha...

DREAM TOAST

Dream Toast, ur toastin'
ur movin somethin
ur toasted now
for good, for good
oh dream toastin'!
hi-way madness roastin'

ur in the nut house
with a concrete spouse
ha! he! ah ha! he! yay!

grape strawberry choosy
oh burnt dreams
smashing apricots-toasted
and burnt on the dream toastin
and a highway got broken
driving dry is a lo-fat cry
dark black dream toasted
and up 2 no good
and probably from da hood
Naw, he's justa dream-toastin'
sure a helluva roastin'
with some dream-toastin
we'll make it all good even in the hood
with worldy dream toastin'
unabashedly hostin'

CARS-in-a-JAM

Cars in a jam, ur cars' in a jam
you've got the county plan
cuz ur car is in a jam
whoa, county-state ham
let's make a plan
cars in a jam
cars in a jam

oh down at county-land
we've taken off the hand
you're now doin' it with Peter Pan
in Tomato land

Where ya gonna land huh!?
huh!
where ya gonna land huh! huh?

Tomatoe, Tomato
you say you say?

DOLL MAKER

Doll-Maker
candy breaker, hearts-staker
he's soon gonna cake her

Make-N-Stake
don't shake then bake
stake the make
eat steak-doll-staker

he's a heart fulla' jaw breakers
he's doll maker
but when is he going to shake her
Candy-head naper and
out to lunch with Paul the baker

Oh back street maker
just go ahead and make her
doll-dater, when u gonna player?
dumb-doll-hater
what's up wit u playa?

oh, whoa, oh whoa...

CATHEDRAL SLEEKER

Cathedral-sleeker, peeper and deeper
up and down
just a hollowin' leaper.
Cathedral-sleeker
peeper and deeper
up and down
just a hollowing leaper.
Do the hollowin',
makes us gin,
hollowing gin.
cathedral-sleeker
deeper and peeper
down and up you're
one magnificent leaper.
cathedral-sleeker
deeper and deeper
down then up
let's start by
doin' the creeper.
cathedral-creeper
sleeper and cheaper
up then down we're
doing the creeper...

SEE THE ROD

See the lightnin' rod
they call him Ichabod
flash, bam, flash! it's warm
lightning rod
Ichabod! see that
lightnin' rod?
call it Ichabod
flash! flash! flash, wham it!
Ichabod
lightning rod
see a lightning rod
call him Ichabon
old reliable lightnin'
rod
in the cob
Ichabod - call em'
Ichabon-bon-bon (come on honey!)
bon bon bon yes bon bon bon bon!

EMBRYO

You've got an embryo
a creeping and a growing
that embryo oh it's just
a ways to mowing
mow your grass
but make it fast
oh an embryo, it's just
a ways to flowin'
your embryo it's gotta
keeps us going
embryo-ways to growin'
embryo-days to flowing
you've got a embryo
a creepin' and a growing
that old embryo oh it is just
a ways to flowing!
old embryo, old embryo
oh yeah, oh yes
embryos, growing
flowing
just ways to knowing
yeah

A HOUSE

This whole house is a' rockin'
and a' rollin'
this whole house is a' rockin'
and a' growin' madness
madness
oh dear madness
what's it doin here?
madness here!
Oh, this whole house
is a rockin' and a rolling
this old house is full a
pickle growing
old house, this old house
this old house (yeah yeah yeah)
this old house - yeah yeah yeah
this old house
this old house - madness
this old house
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...

THE NIGHT

Asleep in the night
sweet sleeper
little creepers
night creepin'
all around
asleep in the night
sweet sleepers
dynamite peepers
fortunate-creeper
dandelion-leaper
asleep in the night
the night, the night
the night, the night
sweet sleeper
little dreamer
fantastic creeper
asleep in the night
the night, the night
the night
the night

STAINED-GLASS WINDOW

stained-glass window
you've got a stained-glass window
hanging in your house
hangin' in your house
people walkin' in the rain
people playin' with your damn brain!
(stained-glass window)
pick em' out!
pick em' out!
(stained-glass window)
Oh! stained-glass window, egyptian symbols
hanging in their house
hanging in their houses
Oh! stained-glass windows
colored glass windows
they are everywhere
they are in your hair!

BLACK COFFEE

Black coffee, let's drink some coffee
I'll take it black, Black coffee
Go get some coffee
there's some in the back

When you take it out and
you pour it in
that's my coffee
Black coffee, boom boom
let's have some coffee
I'll take it black, I'll take it black

Black coffee, ooh-ohhh
go get us coffee,
there's more in the back
and when you take it out and
you pour it in,
That's! my coffee
Black coffee, bing-bam le coffee
I take it black
black coffee
ewww ahhhh! let's drink us le coffee
there's more in the back
When you take it out and
you pour it in
that's my coffee
Black coffee, boom boom
let's have some coffee
I'll take it black, I'll take it black
boom-boom
we're drinkin' coffee
I take it black
I take it black

CANDYCANE DREAMIN'

Candycane dreamer, candycane dreamer
There's a candycane down the lane, ther's a candycane down the lane
Oh! Candycane dreamer, candycane dreamer
There's a candycane down the lane, there's candycane down the lane

And he's lookin' thru the winder pane
He's a lookin' thru the winder pane
He's gotta big red nose
He's gotta those twinkly bows

Oh, he's brought a candycane from the lane
He's brought a candycane down from the lane
Cuz he's a candycane dreamer, yes he's a candycane dreamer
He's brought his candycane from the lane
He's brought his candycane up from the lane.

Oh!, Yes, he is a candycane dreamer
candycane dreamer
All, girls and boys get to bed All girls, boys get in bed!
You don't wanna end up red
You don't wanna end up dead
Oh, it's no good to be dead and red
it's no good to be dead in your bed

So! Candycane dreamers, all candycane dreamers
You better just get in bed
You had better get your bed's
He's got a candycane down from the lane
Oh yes!!!...
Oh yeah.... oh yeahhhhh...yeah...yeah...candycane!.....dreamer.......yes!