SIT STILL IN A HOUSE ON A HILL

House on a hill. House on a hill

Hecka' hecka'

House on a hill. House on a hill.

Hecka' hecka'

hecka' hecka'

phil gotta house on a hill

with those pills from DeVille

mother-humpin' Jill

in a house on a hill

a house on a hill

hecka' hecka'

hecka' hecka'

get Deville

to show you the chill

in Phil's house on a hill

a house on a hill

I found Deville

doin' Dill

in Phil's house on a hill

his house on a hill

Hecka' hecka

hecka' hecka'

hecka' hecka'

and how long can u
can u

sit still, sit still
how long can u
can u
sit still, sit still
wait til a thrill
take a pill
go and chill
on the hill
sit still sit still
hecka' hecka'
can u can u!?

hecka' hecka'
hecka' hecka'

How long can u
sit still sit still
chillin' with ur frills
and a little trill
up at the hill
sit still sit still
can u, can u
wait-n-til
they take a pill
have a thrill
then count dem' bills
sit still, sit still hecka'
hecka' hecka' sit
sit hecka' sit still sit
hecka' hecka'

hecka' hecka...

FLOWERS TO EARN

Flowers to Laverne
put in my perm
buy an urn
for the fern
make it churn
then you'll burn
flowers to earn
for Laverne
make that turn
with con-kern
kernels burn
who has returned
from some turn
with Laverne.
Did the county earn
your return
when you spurned
with Laverne?

ON ICE

On ice
with mice
think twice
roll dice
then splice
eat rice
get lice
live twice, then thrice
new dice
you're rice
your mice
got lice
they've lived twice
now thrice ur pice
at what price
in love with ice
containing mice
on lice
undice, unsplice
no twice no thrice
outta ice

TACOS-N-TARTAR (inspired by past nightly trips to Jack-in-the-Box)

i luv tartar sauce

The Jack-in-Box lady
says "Hey you're the tartar sauce man"
a man with a plan
no deviled ham
he's the tartar sauce man, he don't want no Spam
cuz he's gotta master plan
tartar sauce man
he likes tacos-n-tartar
tacos-n-tartar
cuz they make him smarter
that's right tacos-n-tartar
and they'll give free water
with his nightly tacos-n-tartar
no need to barter
for tacos-n-tartar
only he gets smarter
with his tacos-n-tartar
at Jack-n-Box
that server rocks
on her block
she gives a midnight snack
no men in black with spooky hats
just cruise on thru
we don't have no bats
for tacos-n-tartar
tacos-n-tartar
maybe you'll get some smarter
if u try a little harder
for tacos-n-tartar
tacos-n-tartar

APPLEGEIST

They've gotta spirit in their apple
yeah yeah
spirit in their apple
yeah yeah
oh whoa oha! whoa!
oha! whoa!
a spirit in the apple
yeah yeah
spirit in the apple
oh whoa oha!

it's takin' my tummy
say what! say what!
I said it's takin my tummy!
uh huh!
stealin my stomach and on the run
darn ghostin' in my stomach
ghostin in my stomach
oh whoa oh oh!

They've gotta spirit in their apple
spirit in their apple
oh whoa oha! whoa!
oha! whoa!
a spirit in the apple!
spirit in the apple!

you've gotta a robber in ur stomach
a robber in ur stomach
oh whoa oha oh!
takin ur tummy on the run

go back to the tree
yeah, yeah
go back to the tree
yeah, yeah
say ur apple stole my stomach
ur apple stole my stomach
call him back please!

FANTAROID

Fantaroid, Fantaroid
a whole days of fotographin'
Fantaroy
oh boy he's a fantaloin
and he fotograph
and he was a bubble-maker
he's trouble now
Whoa!

Fantaloy, Fantaloin
Fantaloins-he's got
come on with me
you know you're gonna be comin' with me
doo-de-da-doo-doo-de ah ha la ah ha!

and he was a foto-maker and he was fantaloin
and a fotograph and a bubble-maker with another foto-maker
he's trouble now

HOPGOBLIN

Ur a Hopgoblin, you've got different parts
ur a hopgoblin
comprised of different parts
been on the motorway
you'll make ur way with wheat-man
he's got a plan cuz ur a hopgoblin
comprised of different parts

a hopgoblin, you're very smart
no tart, no suga' for ur park
ur the hopgoblin
made up of different parts